Well, I'm slightly insane and I tend to either A.) Annoy people till they hate me, B.) Intimidate people because I tend to punch some one in the arm hard if they say the wrong thing C.) Make people think that I'm smart because I don't like to talk in class.

With my friends I am random, sadistic and some what spacey but I'm spacey about 99% of the time. It's pretty funny some times. I live for funny stuff, not dirty humor but weird-ish humor.

Quotes (Brace yourself, there are a lot):

"I let out a cry of outrage; I knew I should have closed my gates.

Darn it all.

Someone had stolen my lawn gnome! "

"He was pretty cool, I guess, but I was still afraid he might impulsively stab me sometime, just for the heck of it. "

"“Afternoon, class,” he said, clearing his throat to make us quiet. I looked over at his small white board that he opened up every day for a student to write an interesting, meaningful, funny, whatever quote they had heard that ‘inspired’ them. Today it said, “Life sucks, then you die.” And he didn’t even erase it. ""

"I was going to find Murphy and kill him. Who the hell comes up with a theory as cracked-ass as that, then curses the world with it. “Whatever can go wrong, will.” Bleeding ass idiot. Better for everyone to think you are a fool than to open your mouth and prove it, Murphy."

“Violence is my anti-drug.”

"I had the SALAD

Now I can take over the world!!!

Ahem... I meant I can eat it now....
*shift eyes* "

“Someone threw up on me and they stole my wheelchair away."

""He let out a dramatic sigh, fell to the pavement, and started faking his own death. “Oh, it’s gotten so dark. But hark! Is that a light I see at the end of that long, treacherous tunnel?”

I snorted with laughter. “Go towards it! I bet you’ll get a cookie.”

He sat upright. “How would I get a cookie out of dying?”

“Well, first, you’d go to heaven and - of course - they’d reject you-”

“HEY! I happen to be a very lovable person!” He interrupted indignantly.

I ignored him and continued, “So, then, you’d go on to hell, where there would be a multitude of cookies.” I smiled proudly at my conclusion.""

(On the phone)
"Tell me if this sounds like a phone hanging up."

"""I wanted to cook you dinner, but these are the only things I know how to cook.”

Breaking my hold on his hands, he turned around fully to take in everything. Looking at my pitiful attempt at ‘dinner,’ a sense of dread filled me when I turned only to find corn on a cob, canned corn, corn bread, corn muffins, (See a pattern here?), corn beef, pop corn, and corn flakes on the table. "" (That's for my friend who LOVES this quote)

"The next morning, I woke up to my most favorit-est sound ever.

My alarm clock.

I figured I didn't show it enough love everyday, so to show I cared, I threw it at the wall."

"Really, flying is possible. All you have to do, is jump at the ground and miss."

“Really? Because every time I said something, you looked at me like I’d just told Wes about how you refused to use a toilet for a week after my brother told you that the Candyman would grab your butt while you were going to the bathroom.”

“Did you ever stare at the flickering candles on your birthday cake, while your friends and family sing that song and their voices fade and were drowned out by the ominous-sounding organ music that kept playing faster and faster…

Then dozens of tiny, twisted, weasel-like creatures with glowing red eyes burst out of the cake…

… Throwing frosting and still burning candles all over the room while you looked on paralyzed in horror as the weasel-like creatures started attacking the party-goers, ripping at their throats and faces with razor sharp teeth turning a once festive scene into unrelenting terror!” (He's drunk just so you know)

“No offense, Sakura, but I take that back. I look like Freddy Kreuger screwed Ronald McDonald and I was the result."

“I don’t get it. Why is it special K? What makes it so special? What happened to the regular K?” (I totally wish some one I knew said this)

“IT’S A GIRL!”

“WHAT?! Chibi, we knew that! Pick a name!”

“Oh! I-POD!”

“Mmkay. iPod.” Hannah said, looking at her weirdly. ‘Well, it is cute.’

“No, no. It’s I-POD, not iPod.”

“Okay, fine… I-pod.”

“NO! It’s I-POD!”

“That’s what I said!”

“NO! It’s spelled in all caps!”

""WOAH... his hair's all like... VOOSH.

I ran over to him and reached up to touch his hair.

"Uhhh...." he said,"What're you doing?"

"Trying to touch your hair!! It's all like voosh!!!"" (I tell people about this one often)

"So I had some ice cream with a mass murderer, responsible for killing his entire family."

""Thank you." I said quietly. I opened the chopsticks sweat dropping. 'Last time I used these I nearly poked my eye out.' I struggled with chopsticks growing angrier by the minute. I finally threw them to the ground. "How you like me now you dumb ass chopsticks!" I shouted staring at the ground. People looked over to me wide eyed but I was oblivious to the fact. Naruto burst out laughing as I stepped on the chopsticks.""

""Oh yeah. I was going to ask you about the Village Hidden in the Leaves. I'm supposed to go there, and well you came from there so, you can tell me what to expect. And maybe draw a map, I get lost." I nodded, that was about why I came I think. "And I have cookies." I offered him one.

"I don't like sweets."

"Cookies soo do not count as sweets. They count as awesome-ness." I got a glare."" (Too true)

Well, that's all and they mostly consist of stories that I've read... I really like reading stories on Fiction press and stuff like that.

-DIPPY!

Writing fictional stories and reading stuff that will make me laugh or say WOW that was well written.

Rock: Escape the Fate, Blameshift, Fighting Jack, 2* Sweet, Cry of the Afflicted, Circa Survive, Armor for Sleep, Mute the Silence, A Change of Pace, The High Court, The Sleeping, Funeral for a Friend, Subseven, Karate High School..., COMPOSERS: Alfred Reed, Brahms, Gabriel Faure, Clifton Williams, and some other guys I'm forgetting...

Lord of the Ring, Narnia, Star Wars, Tommy Boy, Get Over It and some other stuff, I really like fantasy and comedy movies...